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  Smith’s Monthly Issue #19

  All Contents copyright © 2015 Dean Wesley Smith

  Published by WMG Publishing

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  “Introduction: Consistent Production” copyright © 2015 Dean Wesley Smith

  “The Atlantis Fifty” copyright © 2015 Dean Wesley Smith, cover design copyright © 2015 WMG Publishing, cover art by Solarseven/Dreamstime.com

  “Don’t Rust on Me Now” copyright © 2015 Dean Wesley Smith, cover design copyright © 2015 WMG Publishing, cover photo by Leeloomultipass/Dreamstime.com

  An Easy Shot copyright © 2015 Dean Wesley Smith, cover design copyright © 2015 WMG Publishing, cover art by Fotoslaz/Dreamstime.com

  “Long Dead New Love” copyright © 2015 Dean Wesley Smith, cover design copyright © 2015 WMG Publishing, cover art by Shahir Puliyappatta/Dreamstime.com

  “Shopping Cart Lover” copyright © 2015 Dean Wesley Smith, cover design copyright © 2015 WMG Publishing, cover art Cristian Andrei Matei/Dreamstime.com

  Heaven Painted as a Free Meal: A Ghost of a Chance Novel copyright © 2015 Dean Wesley Smith, cover design copyright © 2015 WMG Publishing, cover art by 1971yes /Dreamstime.com

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  Short Stories

  The Atlantis Fifty: A Poker Boy Story

  Don’t Rust on Me Now

  Long Dead New Love: A Buckey the Space Pirate Story

  Shopping Cart Lover

  Full Novel

  Heaven Painted as a Free Meal: A Ghost of a Chance Novel

  Serial Novel

  An Easy Shot: A Golf Thriller (Part 2 of 8)

  Nonfiction

  Introduction: Consistent Production

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  Introduction

  CONSISTENT PRODUCTION

  The question I get the most often now about Smith’s Monthly is how do I do this month after month after month.

  For 19 months now, give or take.

  Honestly, when I stop and look at the fact that this has happened every month for 19 months, I wonder the same thing. But honestly, because it’s fun, it hasn’t been that hard.

  And a couple factors make the production of this magazine even easier.

  First off, at WMG Publishing, I have fantastic help.

  These pages are copyedited by a wonderful woman named Judy. Thank you, Judy.

  And the publisher of WMG Publishing, Allyson, makes sure this project gets out in quality form by doing all the electronic formatting herself and making sure it is loaded to all the sites. Thank you, Allyson.

  I do the paper (and pdf file) formatting, but then Billy at WMG Publishing makes sure the subscribers get everything as soon as they can. Thanks, Billy.

  So I have a team at WMG Publishing to help me. Every month. I doubt I could do this without them.

  That is the first major factor that has allowed this magazine to continue for 19 months.

  The second major factor is that every month my wife, writer Kristine Kathryn Rusch, reads the new novels that are in these pages and helps me fine tune them to be the best they can be. Thanks, Kris.

  But the original question I know is asking about how I write this much.

  And that is where the third major factor comes into play.

  How do I write this much?

  One word at a time, actually.

  But the real answer to that can be found on my blog every day. I write about the process of my writing there and have been tracking it since this project started almost two years ago.

  I also have some help out of my past in two ways.

  I was raised reading in the 1950s and early 1960s. I love the novels of that period. And most modern readers don’t realize that the novels up until the late 1980s were much shorter than they are today. Most novels (not all, but most) were around 50,000 words.

  So when I started into writing my own novels without New York publishing contracts to force me to write longer, I naturally went back to writing novels in the 40,000 to 60,000 word range like the ones I read when growing up. That has helped and given me room in each issue for four or five short stories.

  And here is where the second part of my past has come in to help. I have been writing short stories and publishing them for over 30 years. I have written a lot of short stories.

  Most of those stories I am very proud of, but they have been buried in old anthologies or magazine pages and completely forgotten. So on months I didn’t have time to write short stories, or was writing short stories for other markets, as I did this month, I have stories to put in these pages that are new to most readers.

  That is one of the many things I love about this new world of publishing. Stories I wrote twenty-five years ago can now find a brand new audience.

  But the most important factor in having this magazine make it 19 issues is you, the reader.

  You bought this on a web site, picked it up in a bookstore, subscribed, or supported my blog efforts on Patreon. Readers, all of you, are the reason I am going on and this magazine will keep going into the future.

  So thank you to all the wonderful staff at WMG Publishing for the support.

  And thanks to Kris for being the best first reader any writer could ever ask for.

  But most of all, thanks to all of you who keep buying these issues.

  It is all very much appreciated. Now onward.

  —Dean Wesley Smith

  April 18th, 2015

  Lincoln City, Oregon

  The desire to party often causes all sorts of problems. But Poker Boy never expected one of those problems to be getting frozen in time.

  But being frozen inside a time bubble seems to be the least of the problems. They don’t play poker in Atlantis.

  First published in Fiction River: Universe Between.

  THE ATLANTIS FIFTY

  A Poker Boy Story

  1

  I got stuck in an instant of time on Saturday afternoon at 12:37 and seven seconds, exactly.

  Actually, I woke up stuck.

  I knew something was very wrong the instant I woke up. Not only was my warning voice telling me something was wrong, but the sounds were gone from the Las Vegas Strip that normally filled the background of Patty’s apartment like a faint sound of the ocean when you stay near the beach.

  I could hear nothing.

  Either I had gone deaf while sleeping, or something else was going on.

  I tapped the bed stand with my alarm clock and heard the sound of my knuckle on the fine oak just fine.

  Nope. Not deaf.

  Patty wasn’t in bed beside me, but I figured she hadn’t been up long. We had both been up until after four in the morning last night, her working until three at the MGM Grand and me playing in a tournament in the poker room there.

  And then we had enjoyed a wonderful half hour before sleeping.

  That memory made me smile.

  I strained to hear anything, at that point not thinking I was between moments in time. That usually takes me some focus to do and focus while I am sleeping is not one of my superpowers.

  No sound.

  My warning sense that something was very wrong was dinging in the back of my head like an annoying microwave timer that
wouldn’t shut off.

  I rolled out of the big bed, shoving the thick tan comforter aside, and padded to the window across the soft brown carpet in my boxer shorts.

  I pulled the blinds aside slightly and the night shade and after my eyes adjusted to the bright light, I knew instantly what the problem was.

  There over Las Vegas, at about two thousand feet, was an airliner turning to make a final approach into the airport. Only it wasn’t moving. It was just stuck there, as if someone had glued a decal to a phony blue-sky ceiling in a bedroom.

  Now, don’t get me wrong. I love my ability to step into a moment of time, out of the normal time flow. It’s my second favorite superpower right behind being able to teleport. But unless I do the stepping between moments purposefully, or have another superhero or god put me in a time bubble, I didn’t much like being out of whack with the real ticking of time.

  I took a deep breath and imagined myself back in the normal flow of time. That’s what I always did to drop a time bubble that I made.

  Nothing.

  Intense silence.

  Not even the deep breath helped.

  No wonder my alarm dinger was going off in the back of my head. Something was very wrong.

  I headed for the bathroom. Patty Ledgerwood, aka Front Desk girl and my girlfriend, was in the shower, her head thrown back as water ran down her long brown hair.

  Only the water wasn’t actually running, more like glistening in sparkling droplets all over her as if someone had taken a still picture of her.

  I can say without any chance of argument that she had a perfect body. And every detail, from her smooth skin to her deep brown eyes fit together.

  Now I was no different than any other young man growing up. What stood frozen in front of me was any teenage boy’s fantasy. A beautiful woman with a perfect body, naked in a shower, caught in a moment of sheer beauty, every perfect detail magnified by the wetness.

  Even as a superhero, I wasn’t immune to that, so for an instant after I opened the shower door, I stopped and stared.

  Sometimes even emergencies can take a back seat to an opportunity of a lifetime.

  So I stood there for a moment, just a moment, staring. Honest, it was only a moment.

  And all I could do was ask myself how I had gotten so lucky as to have that woman in my life?

  Finally I eased forward, feeling almost guilty, and touched her shoulder, bringing her into the time bubble with me.

  The water around her ran off, but no more water came out of the faucet.

  “Up for a rematch from last night?” she asked, turning to face me and giving me that smile that often made me forget everything around me.

  And her being nude and wet like that was just damn near impossible for me to resist.

  “In a little bit,” I said, leaning forward and kissing her. “We have a problem I can’t seem to get a handle on.”

  Her expression turned serious, and she turned to shut off the water. Then she realized it was no longer running, even though the faucet was turned on.

  “Are we between moments in time?” she asked, looking at me.

  Wow, another reason I loved this woman so much. She was scary smart. I nodded.

  “How come?” she asked, quickly stepping past me and wrapping a blue bath towel around that fantastic body, making me slightly sad I had said anything.

  “I woke up out of time,” I said.

  Back before I was a superhero, those were words I never would have imagined saying unless I was late for an appointment, or the start of a poker tournament.

  “Can you clear us?”

  I shook my head. “I don’t think I did this one.”

  “Let’s get some clothes on and call Stan,” she said. “See if he has any idea what’s happened.”

  “That’s why I came to get you out of the shower,” I said.

  She laughed as she worked to dry off. “Sure it wasn’t just to stare?”

  “Well,” I said as I headed back into the bedroom, “I did a little of that as well.”

  “Pervert,” she shouted after me.

  “Guilty and loving it,” I shouted back.

  I could hear her laugh as I worked to get dressed.

  2

  Patty put on her comfortable clothes, which were jeans and a white blouse. She pulled her hair back and didn’t bother with any make-up. She looked fantastic and I told her so.

  I also had on jeans, but wore a tee-shirt under my black leather jacket and fedora-like hat that served as my Poker Boy uniform. The hat and coat somehow helped me focus energy. I didn’t need them inside the apartment, but in emergency situations like this, I felt better having them on.

  When we were both completely dressed and had breakfast bars half eaten, we moved into the center of Patty’s living room. I had tried a couple of times to drop back into the normal flow, without success.

  And I had Patty stand across the room from me and I made myself concentrate on releasing her.

  Nothing.

  Around us the tan furniture and tan rug seemed completely normal. Everything seemed normal except the clock on the wall near the kitchen door was stopped.

  So I was stuck between instants of time, and from what I could tell, I had brought Patty into the mess as well. But if I hadn’t, she would have been really, really mad at me. I just never considered not including her these days in anything I did. We were so much stronger together than we were on our own.

  “Stan, a little help?” I said at the ceiling. For some reason, every time I called out to my boss, the God of Poker, I shouted upwards. I was fairly certain he could hear me if I just said his name softly, but the old habit died hard.

  Patty and I both stood there in her living room, waiting. Usually he appeared almost instantly, but after about five seconds I looked at Patty and shook my head.

  “Laverne?” I shouted at the ceiling, hoping that Lady Luck herself would hear me.

  Nothing.

  We had no access to my team this time around.

  “Let me see if I can jump us to my office and get out of this,” I said.

  Instantly I had alarm bells go off in the back of my head and Patty touched my arm and shook her head. “That feels wrong.”

  “I agree,” I said, pushing back the alarm bells.

  My little voice was telling me the problem was here and we needed to stay here and solve this. But it was really, really odd that my calling Stan or Laverne couldn’t get out of this. They never had had troubles with coming into time bubbles before.

  I went over to the window in the living room and looked at the frozen city below. The cars on The Strip were frozen in place, a couple of birds were stopped in midair a few floors below, and flags on the top of a building across the street hung at odd angles, clearly blown by a wind, but yet not moving.

  I looked back at Patty who stood there staring at me.

  “Do you have any idea how many gods or superheroes have the power to take a person between moments of time?” I asked, moving back over toward her.

  She shook her head slowly as she thought, her long brown hair flopping around on her back as she did. “It’s not many, I know that. And you are the only superhero that I know that has that power.”

  I wasn’t sure what to think of that, but at the moment I didn’t let myself dwell on it.

  “Seems we have some spare time on our hands,” I said, smiling at the worried look on her face and in her wonderful dark-brown eyes. “We might as well enjoy it.”

  The worried look turned to puzzlement.

  I shrugged.

  “We’re trapped in a moment in time,” I said. “Someone did this. It’s either a wide-spread thing or a focused event and I’m betting on focused around the person who did it, since it takes some real power to hold a time bubble for very long that’s very large. And to include us, it has to be pretty large, so I don’t expect this to last that long.”

  She nodded. “Good point. Any way to know how far this bubble extends?
”

  I stopped and thought about that for a moment. In the past, when I held a time bubble, as I called them, keeping myself and others out of the flow of regular time, there was a limit. I once had a dog inside a time bubble and it couldn’t get out, the edge of the bubble held it until I released the bubble.

  I remember thinking that it would be a good and easy trap for anything wild, except that so far I hadn’t learned how to project a bubble I wasn’t inside of. And being trapped inside a time bubble with something wild hadn’t really appealed to me, so I had tossed that idea out.

  “I have a question,” I said. “Was I supposed to be part of this bubble or just an accident?”

  “If you are included only by accident, by bringing me in as well must be draining more energy,” Patty said.

  “Of whoever is doing this,” I said.

  “Let’s go exploring and see if we can find the edge,” I said, heading for the front door to her apartment.

  Patty’s apartment was on the seventeenth floor. Outside the corridor looked like a plush hotel hallway, with lamps scattered along the hallway and each door recessed into its own entryway.

  The carpet was light blue and the walls painted off-white with hotel-like art that depicted nothing hung on the walls. Four elevators were near the center of the building.

  No one was in the hall.

  “What’s going to happen when we find the edge of the bubble?” Patty asked.

  “My gut sense is that it will be like walking into a wall,” I said. “So walk slow and protect your face.”

  “Good to know,” she said, laughing and shaking her head.

  We slowly walked the entire length of the hallway with arms extended in front of us. We must have looked pretty silly, almost walking like movie zombies.

  No edge to be found.

  “That’s an impressive-sized bubble,” I said when we reached the other end of the hallway and stopped.