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  Smith’s Monthly Issue #13

  All Contents copyright © 2014 Dean Wesley Smith

  Published by WMG Publishing

  Cover and interior design copyright © 2014 WMG Publishing

  Cover photo copyright © by Andreykuzmin/Dreamstime.com

  “Introduction: The Christmas Issue” copyright © 2014 Dean Wesley Smith

  “Jukebox Gifts” copyright © 2014 Dean Wesley Smith, cover design copyright © 2014 WMG Publishing, cover photo by Jorge Enrique Villalobos Espinosa/Dreamstime.com

  “The Old Girlfriend of Doom” copyright © 2014 Dean Wesley Smith, cover design copyright © 2014 WMG Publishing, cover photo by Drx/Dreamstime.com

  The Life and Times of Buffalo Jimmy copyright © 2014 Dean Wesley Smith, cover design copyright © 2014 WMG Publishing, cover art by Searead/Dreamstime.com

  “Ambassador to the Promised Land” copyright © 2014 Dean Wesley Smith, cover design copyright © 2014 WMG Publishing, cover photo by Flavia Campos/Dreamstime.com

  “Santa’s Snack” copyright © 2014 Dean Wesley Smith, cover design copyright © 2014 WMG Publishing, cover photo by Adina Chiriliuc/Dreamstime.com

  “Sprinkle on a Memory” copyright © 2014 Dean Wesley Smith, cover design copyright © 2014 WMG Publishing, cover art by Herzlinde Vancura/Dreamstime.com

  Heaven Painted as a Christmas Gift: A Ghost of a Chance novel copyright © 2014 Dean Wesley Smith, cover design copyright © 2014 WMG Publishing, cover art by Andreykuzmin/Dreamstime.com

  Poems: “Existence,” and “Tasty Morsel” copyright © 2014 Dean Wesley Smith, header design copyright © 2014 WMG Publishing, header illustration by Mariagrazia Orlandini/Dreamstime.com

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  This is a work of fiction. All characters and events portrayed in the fiction in this book are fictional, and any resemblance to real people or incidents is purely coincidental. This book, or parts thereof, may not be reproduced in any form without permission.

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  INTRODUCTION

  The Christmas Issue

  I had always planned on doing a Christmas issue for this magazine. I didn’t last year because of all the start-up stuff of just getting this magazine through the first three issues, but right from last Christmas I knew this fall and winter I would do this kind of special issue.

  I have written a lot of Christmas stories over the years. The first three Poker Boy stories were Christmas stories, actually. And for years and years I did a challenge every year with another writer to write five Christmas stories and put them in a booklet and give them to friends as presents. Great fun.

  I like writing Christmas stories.

  So as this year got to about the halfway point, the sun was shining, people were taking summer vacations, and I honestly hadn’t given the Christmas issue any thought. Not a bit. For me, it’s difficult to think about Christmas in July and August. Something about heat and sunshine I would imagine.

  But in early July I was asked to contribute a Christmas novel to a story bundle that will come out in late November and early December. I said sure. I love having novels in bundles with other writers. The bundles are always fun and allow readers to find new authors they didn’t know about or hadn’t read.

  But alas, after I said yes, it dawned on me that I didn’t have a Christmas novel.

  Oops.

  But not having a Christmas novel was a problem that could be solved. After all, I write novels every month for this magazine.

  But with the deadline for this magazine and then the bundle deadline, if I didn’t write a Christmas novel in August, the novel would not be here in these pages first. I always want the novels in these pages to be original to this magazine for at least a month or two. That makes it worthwhile for the wonderful subscribers who support this crazy ongoing journey.

  So during the month of August and into early September, I wrote the novel Heaven Painted as a Christmas Gift that is in this October issue.

  I offset the thinking of snow by setting the novel in Las Vegas, mostly. Tough to write well about cold and snow when the weatherman is talking about ninety degree days and I’m driving everywhere with the air conditioning on.

  So with a Christmas novel in this issue, I figured it would be only logical to add in some Christmas short stories. And even a Christmas poem or two.

  A couple of the stories in this issue were first published way back in the last century, but are my favorites.

  “Jukebox Gifts” was first published in The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction a very long time ago. It’s my favorite Jukebox Series story. And for those following along, the Jukebox Series stories are actually part of the Thunder Mountain series and the two series will be combined down the road.

  The very first Poker Boy story is in here as well. It’s called “The Old Girlfriend of Doom.”

  I also have included a very short story called “Sprinkle on a Memory” that was published first in Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine.

  And one of my favorite older stories is in here. It’s called “The Christmas Escape” and was first published in an anthology in 1990 that came out and vanished. It hasn’t been anywhere since.

  Plus there are two other stories in here, bringing the total to six short stories this issue. All the stories have Christmas as a theme in one form or another. Granted, a couple of them have Christmas only as a setting, but close enough.

  This issue will come out in November. So if you are like me and think the Christmas season doesn’t start until after Thanksgiving, catch up on your reading from the other issues first for a month and then dig into this issue in December.

  But if you want to start getting into the Christmas spirit right after Halloween, read away.

  I hope you enjoy the Christmas treat.

  Dean Wesley Smith

  September 17, 2014

  Lincoln City, Oregon

  A bar, five friends, and a very special jukebox that lets you time travel back to a memory for the length of the song.

  What could go wrong with giving such a special trip and the gift of a second chance to each of your closest friends?

  First published in The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction way back in 1994, this story kicked off my Jukebox Series of stories, even though the first real Jukebox Story was published in Night Cry Magazine in the 1980s.

  For those wondering, the Jukebox Stores are tied to the Thunder Mountain series of novels.

  JUKEBOX GIFTS

  A Jukebox Story

  CHAPTER ONE

  The stereo behind the bar was playing soft Christmas songs as I clicked the lock to the front entrance of the Garden Lounge and flicked off the outside light. I could feel the cold of the night through the wood door and the heat of the room surrounding me. I took a deep breath. Christmas Eve was finally here.

  I could see the entire lounge and the backs of my four best friends sitting at the bar. I had never been much into decorating with Christmas stuff, and this year was no different. My only nod to the season was a small Christmas candle for each table and booth. Some customer had tied a red ribbon on one of the plants over the middle booth, and the Coors driver had put up a Christmas poster declaring Coors to be the official beer of Christmas. The candles still flickered on the empty tables, but the rest of the bar looked normal. Dark brown wood walls, dark brown carpet, an old oak bar, and my friends. The most important part was the friends. My four best friends’ lives were as empty as mine. Tonight, on the first Christmas Eve since I bought the bar, I was going to give them a chance to change that. That was my present to them. It was goin
g to be an interesting night.

  “All right, Stout,” Carl said, twisting his huge frame around on his bar stool so that he could face me as I wound my way back across the room between the empty tables and chairs. “Just what’s such a big secret that you kick out that young couple and lock the door at seven o’clock on Christmas Eve?”

  I laughed. Carl always got right to the point. With big Carl you always knew exactly where you stood.

  “Yeah,” Jess said from his usual place at the oak bar beside the waitress station, “What’s so damned important you don’t want the four of us to even get off our stools?” Jess was the short one of the crowd. When he stood next to Carl the top of Jess’s head barely reached Carl’s neck. Jess loved to play practical jokes on Carl. Carl hated it.

  “This,” I said as I pulled the custom-made, felt cover off the old Wurlitzer jukebox and, with a flourish, dropped the cloth over the planter and into the empty front booth. My stomach did a tap dance from nerves as all four of my best customers whistled and applauded, the sound echoing in the furniture- and plant-filled room.

  David, my closest friend in the entire world, downed the last of his scotch-rocks and swirled the ice around in the glass with a tinkling sound. Then, with his paralyzed right hand, he pushed the glass, napkin and all, to the inside edge of the bar. “So after hiding that jukebox in the storage room for the last ten months, we’re finally going to get to hear it play?”

  “You guessed it.” I ran my shaking fingers over the cold smoothness of the chrome and polished glass. I had carefully typed onto labels the names of over sixty Christmas songs, then taped them next to the red buttons. Somewhere in this jukebox I hoped there would be a special song for each man. A song that would trigger a memory and a ride into the past. My Christmas present to each of them.

  I took a deep breath and headed behind the bar. “I hope,” I said, keeping my voice upbeat, “that it will be a little more than just a song. You see, that jukebox is all that I have left from the first time I owned a bar. Since I’ve owned the Garden Lounge, it has never been played.”

  Jess, his dress shirt open to the third button and his tie hanging loose around his neck, spun his bar napkin on top of his glass. “So why tonight?”

  “Because a year ago on Christmas Eve I made the decision to buy the Garden Lounge, and try again.”

  “And I’m glad you did,” David said, lifting his drink in his good left hand in a toast.

  “Here, here,” Fred said, raising his drink high above his head and spilling part of it into his red hair. “Where else could we enjoy a few hours of Christmas Eve before going home to be bored.”

  All four men raised their glasses in agreement as I laughed and joined them with a sip of the sweet eggnog I always drank on Christmas Eve. No booze, just eggnog.

  “It’s been a good year,” I said, “especially with friends like you. That’s why I’ve decided to give each of you a really special present.”

  “Oh, to hell with the present,” Jess said. “How about another drink? I’ve got a wife to face and knowing her, she ain’t going to be happy that I’m not home yet.”

  “Is she ever happy?” David asked.

  Jess shook his head slowly. “And I wonder why I drink.” He slid his glass down the bar at me as he always did at least once a night. I caught it and tipped it upside down in the dirty glass rack.

  “I’ll fix everyone a last Christmas drink as you open the first part of your presents.” I reached into the drawer under the cash register and pulled out four small packages. Each was the size of a ring box wrapped in red paper and tied with a green ribbon.

  “Awful little,” Fred said as I slid one in front of each man and then put four special Christmas glasses up on the mat over the ice. I’d had the name of each man etched on the glass.

  “You know what they say about small packages,” Jess said, twisting the package first one way, then the other while inspecting it. “But knowing Radley, the size will be a good indication.”

  “You just wait,” I said.

  “Great glasses,” David said, noticing them for the first time. “They part of the present?”

  “Part of the evening,” I said. I let each man inspect his own empty glass before I filled it. The names were etched in gold leaf over the logo of the Garden Lounge. I’d had them done to remember the night. I hoped I would have more than a few glasses left when it was all over.

  Carl was the first to get his present unwrapped. “You were right, Jess. It’s a quarter.” He held it up for everyone to see. “Looks like old Radley here is giving us a clue that we should tip more.”

  I laughed as I filled his glass with ice. “No. It’s a trip, not a tip.” I finished pouring his drink and slid it in front of him. “Since you unwrapped yours so fast, you get to go first.” I nodded at the jukebox. “But there are rules.”

  “There seem to be a lot of rules around here tonight,” Fred said. Everyone laughed.

  I held up a hand for them to stop. “Trust me. This will be a special night.”

  “So give me the rules,” Carl said.

  I leaned on the dishwasher behind the bar so no one could see that I was shaking. “On that jukebox is every damn Christmas song I could find. Pick one that reminds you of a major point in your life — some thing or time or event that changed your life. After you punch the button, but before the music starts, tell us what the song reminds you of.”

  Carl shook his head. “You know, Stout. You’ve gone and flipped out.”

  “Sometimes I think so, too,” I said. I wasn’t kidding him. Sometimes I really did think so.

  “Tonight seems to be ample proof,” David said, holding up the quarter.

  “Just trust me, that is a very special jukebox. Try it and I’ll think you’ll discover what I mean.”

  Carl shrugged, took a large gulp out of his special glass and set it carefully back on the napkin. “What the hell. I’ve played stranger games.”

  “So have I,” Jess said. “I remember once with a girl named Donna. She loved to—” David hit him on the shoulder to make him stop as Carl twisted off his stool and moved over to the jukebox to study the songs.

  I watched as he bent over the machine to read the list. At six-two, two hundred and fifty pounds, Carl was all muscle, with hands that looked like he was going to crush a glass at any moment. A carpenter in the real world outside the walls of the Garden Lounge, his small business sometimes employed four or five workers. Mostly he built houses, although his big project this year had been Doc Harris’s new office. That had taken him seven months and helped him on the financial side. He had never married and no one could get much information about his past out of him. He had no hobbies that I knew of, and winter or summer I had never seen him dressed in anything other than work pants and plaid shirts. He kept his graying black hair cropped short and never wore a hat, no matter how hard it was raining.

  After a moment bent over the jukebox, Carl’s large shoulders slumped, almost as if someone had put a heavy weight square in the middle of his back. With effort he stood, turned around and faced the bar. His face was pale, his dark eyes a little glazed. “Found one. Now what?”

  I took a deep breath. It was too late to back out now. These were my friends.

  “Put the quarter in and pick the song.” My voice was shaking and David looked at me. He knew me better than anyone and he could tell something was bothering me.

  I took a deep breath and went on. “Before the song starts tell us the memory the song brings back.”

  Carl shrugged and dropped the quarter into the slot. The quiet in the Garden seemed to almost ring as he slowly punched the buttons for his song. “Anything else?” he asked as the jukebox clicked and the mechanism moved to find the record.

  “Just state what the song reminds you of. And remember, you only have the length of the song — usually about two and a half minutes. Okay?”

  Carl shrugged. “Why?”

  “You’ll know why in a moment. B
ut remember that. It might be important. Now tell us the memory.”

  He glanced at the jukebox and then quietly said, “This song reminds me of the night my mother almost died.”

  I thought my heart had stopped. This wasn’t what I had planned. Why did he have to pick a memory like that? This was Christmas Eve. Most people would have memories of good times. Times they wanted to relive. Damn, it was too late now. “Two and a half minutes, Carl,” I managed to choke out. “Remember that.”

  He glanced over at me with a frown as “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas” started. Then he was gone, back into his memory.

  CHAPTER TWO

  The urine and disinfectant smells of the nursing home washed over Carl like a wave over a child on the beach. He grabbed the door frame and held on, feeling dizzy, confused. A moment before he had been standing in front of the jukebox at the Garden Lounge, playing a stupid game that Radley Stout, the owner of the bar, had insisted on playing. Carl had that memory firmly placed in his mind, as well as the memories of the last twenty years.

  Yet he also had fresh memories of driving to the nursing home this Christmas Eve. Memories of wishing he could go back to college, wishing he could do something to put Mother out of her pain and suffering. And a very clear, very fresh memory of his decision to help her die with some dignity as she had asked.

  It had been a Sunday afternoon, right after the second stroke. She had not only asked, she had begged him to help her if another stroke took her mind and left her body alive. That had been her worst fear. Yet he hadn’t done anything. The part of his mind that remembered the Garden Lounge knew that she had suffered three more strokes. He had been too afraid.